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How long is (the paperwork for) a piece of string? Killjoy councils demand Jubilee parties have £5m in insurance liability and are on call 24/7... if they hang up bunting
Published 22nd Feb 2012For most people celebrating the Queen’s Silver Jubilee 35 years ago, there was only one rule – enjoy yourself
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Tear down your protest camp! After two years of protecting green belt against illegal traveller invasion, villagers get THEIR marching orders
Published 02nd Feb 2012For 642 days, the residents have camped out to prevent the spread of an illegal traveller camp on the edge of their village
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Rogue car clamper who stole pay-and-display tickets from legally parked cars walks free... after judge is told he's HONEST
Published 01st Feb 2012A rogue car clamper who made thousands of pounds by towing away vehicles after stealing their pay-and-display tickets walked free from court today
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Well that's gratitude! We give India £1bn in aid, THEY snub the UK and give France a £13bn jet contract - Cameron when are you going to wake up and smell the coffee ???
Published 01st Feb 2012India has snubbed British industry and awarded a £13billion deal to supply fighter jets to France
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Council binmen banned from crossing the ROAD due to heath and safety fears they could get run over
Published 23rd Jan 2012Council binmen have been banned by their bosses from walking across a road less than 20ft wide because of health and safety
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Rioting is 'airbrushed' from official crime statistics as most trouble-hit areas record a DROP in violent crime
Published 20th Jan 2012The riots that left whole neighbourhoods up and down the country in a state of ruin last August were the worst civil disturbances for a generation
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Judge attacks immigration 'merry-go-round' that allowed Pakistani man to make 16 applications to stay in Britain
Published 19th Jan 2012A senior judge today condemned the immigration 'merry-go-round' that allowed an asylum seeker to stay in Britain for a decade
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